(Humor...also thought provoking....Four Services For A Growing Church)

A church congregation decided to have four separate worship services each Sunday.

There was one section for those people who were new to the faith, another for regular members who preferred the more traditional worship service, one for those who'd lost their faith and wanted to get it back, and a separate service for those who had had some unsuccessful experiences with other churches and had some complaints.

The four services are named:

Finders, Keepers, Losers, Weepers.