NOW EVERYONE SAY THIS WITH ME: 

I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things by
 telling me I am not their friend if I don't return an
email to them. Or that I don't believe in Jesus Christ. 
If God wants to send me a message by using a PC, He 
certainly is not going to "test" me to see if I forward it to others. 

"I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose 
my mailing lists if I DON'T forward an email! 
I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, 
if I DO forward an e-mail. 

Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money; 
Victoria's Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate
they're supposed to send me, and Ford will not give me a 
50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to more than 50 people! 

I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, 
or freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, 
or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10 people. 

I will NEVER see a pop-up window 
if I forward an e-mail ... NEVER !!!! 
My phone will not MYSTERIOUSLY 
ring after I forward an e-mail. 

There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, 
and I am not STUPID enough to think that someone
will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people! 

There is no kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program
in England collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old. 
He is now cancer-free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT 
ANY MORE POST CARDS, CALLING CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS. 

The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B 
(or whatever they named it this week) that, if passed, 
will enable them to charge us 5 cents for 
every e-mail we send.
  
There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, 
colourful flowers, characters, or program that 
I will receive immediately after I forward an e-mail. 
The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to
a certain individual dying of some never-heard-of 
disease for every e-mail address I send this to. 
The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations. 


Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, 
and send it along to at least 5 of your friends 
before the next full moon or you will surely 
be constipated for the next three 
months and all of your teeth will fall out.