Underacheivement - The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.

Trouble - Luck can't last a lifetime unless you die young.

Stupidity - Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.

Procrastination - Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

Problems - No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you've probably only seen the tip of them.

Pessimism - Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.

Mistakes - It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

Misfortune - While good fortune often eludes you, this kind never misses.

Mediocrity - It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until its too late.

Losing - If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Ineptitude - If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.

Idiocy - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in lage groups.

Humiliation - The harder you try, the dumber you look.

Futility - You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99% of the shots you do.

Failure - When your best just isn't good enough.

Doubt - In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world.

Despair - Its always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

Defeat - For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.

Conformity - When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

Burnout - Attitudes are contageous. Mine might kill you.

Adversity - That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.