Mirror, mirror

 Mirror, mirror on the wall
 Do you have to tell it all?
 Where do you get the glaring right
 To make my clothes look just too tight?!?

 I think I'm fine but I can see
 You won't cooperate with me!
 The way you let the shadows play,
 You'd think my hair was getting gray!




 What's that, you say? A double chin?
 No, that's the way the light comes in.
 If you persist in peering so
 You'll ruin all my facial glow,

 And then if you're not hanging straight
 You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight!
 I'm really quite upset with you
 For giving this distorted view.





 I hate you being smug and wise.
 Oh, look what's happened to my thighs!
 I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
 Since we're not on speaking terms at all, I
f I look like this in my new jeans 
You'll find yourself in smithereens!!! 


 - Author Unknown