"Don't Worry, Be Happy
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Finding a Mate?

Adam looking around


When Adam was a single man
He couldn't find a mate.
While all the other animals
Could riffle up a date.
This agitated Adam,
Handsome, tall and slim,
Seeing two of everything
But only one of him.
But when the Lord came by one day
And took Adam by the hand,
He asked him to name the animals
In air and sea and land.
"From all the animals I made,
I expect you to choose a mate,
Some charming little female
With whom you can have a date."
But when the job was finished
Poor Adam stood alone,
There was no mate that he could date,
None he could call his own.
Now Adam was disconsolate,
He began to fret and grieve.
It was then the Lord got busy
And made him Mother Eve.
Just think what might have happened
To folks like me and you,
If Adam had selected as his mate
A female kangaroo.
- Sam Hill


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