Dont you dare!!!

An man in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The man looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" ... ... The waitress nodded "yes," so the man told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.

The next patron to come in was a man with a hunched back.He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?" ... ... The waitress nodded, so the man said to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "my treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was an angry man on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, hey you. ... How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke! I'm thirsty, hurry up." He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" ...

"Yes, it is," she replied. "Well, He should be paying for my Coke! Put it on His bill."

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the man in the wheelchair, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." ... The man felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus also passed by the second man, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." ... The man felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.

Then Jesus walked towards the angry man. The man jumped up and yelled, ... ... "Don't touch me... ... I'm drawin' disability.