"Don't Worry, Be Happy
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The burglar



THE BURGLAR I HEARD HIM TRYING TO BREAK IN............ I RAN TO THE CABINET, GRABBED MY AUTOMATIC, SLAMMED THE CLIP IN AND CHAMBERED A ROUND. I WAS SCARED AS I SNUCK DOWN THE HALL TO THE BACK DOOR.. I ALSO GRABBED A FLASH LIGHT. I OPENED THE DOOR AS QUIETLY AND AS SLOWLY AS I COULD. I TIPTOED TO THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE WHERE I HEARD HIM STILL WORKING ON THE SCREEN. I TURNED THE CORNER AND PUT THE FLASHLIGHT AND GUN IN HIS FACE ....... I YELLED HANDS UP!!! AS HE TURNED TO FACE ME.................


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