Additions to a New World Dictionary

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone: The substance surrounding people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, formerly referred to as brain fog, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future in many cases.

4. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

5. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late or too tired to hold the cup.

6. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness resulting in too many tattoos or body piercings.

7. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer man.

8. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through a meeting or event consuming only decaffeinated coffee.

9. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

10. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

11. Beelzebug (n.): A mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.